WISDOM DIGEST DIGEST by CXB

FRANK LOMBARDI CALLS FOR RETURN OF PROHIBITION!!
Freddy Bloomberg says War on Drugs a success!

WISDOM DIGEST DIGEST

By Christopher X. Brodeur

The Daily News’ Frank Lombardi, an affable fellow and
one of the few journalists in NYC who occasionally
criticizes City Hall, just told me on the phone
moments ago that he thinks the War on Drugs works!

FACT:
Most police murders and injuries over the last 100
years have been due SOLELY to the ILLEGALITY of drugs.


(Frank thinks we should continue this totally failed
practice.)

(This is why I called him: I just saw that the NYPD
cop stabbed last week was stabbed… b/c of Prohibition
2, and I wanted to ask him to give a shit about cops
who think this madness needs to end.)

FACT:
The War On Drugs has armed 90% of teenagers who posess
firearms.

(Frank thought they worked overtime at Burger King to
afford these weapons!)

FACT:
The War on Drugs has not stopped ONE person from doing
drugs.

(Frank told me that ending prohibition will just make
everyone high on drugs!!)

FACT:
Not one person on earth agrees with Frank Lombardi.

EX:
HOW MANY PEOPLE have you met in your life who said
"Man, I’d smoke pot or do Heroin, IF ONLY THEY
LEGALIZED IT, but I won’t touch the stuff now b/c it’s
a crime!"

EXACTLY.

FACT:
ANYONE in America who wants to do ILLEGAL drugs---from
Pot-Lover Mike Bloomberg to all the people who got
hooked on heroin while Giuliani was mayor to all the
people who got hooked on crack while Giuliani was #3
in the Justice Dept (and he was enforcing Zero
Tolerance on drugs!)---CAN DO DRUGS ANYTIME THEY WANT
ALREADY.

(No one told Frank.)

HEY FRANK, if I can take you out and find you pot,
cocaine, heroin, mushrooms, special K, or almost any
other ILLEGAL drug in less than 24 hours, will you
publicly apologize for your shocking ignorance?

(Would Frank’s coworkers PLEASE tell him that people
either want to do drugs or they don’t, and just like
jaywalking, THE LAW IS IRRELEVANT AND IGNORED BY 100%
OF CITIZENS. I’ve tried Cocaine and it didn’t do
anything for me, and I’ve seen lots of friends become
scumbags on it, and that’s why I don’t do coke. SEE,
Frank? Legalizing drugs won’t have more people doing
heroin! DUH!!) (Frank’s a 1950s guy, though, so he
doesn’t really understand.)

FACT:
BY ALL CRITERIA, the War On Drugs has failed to stop
anyone from doing drugs, and instead it inspired
millions of CRIMES, just as Prohibition in the 1930s
did!

(Hey Frank, tell us WHY you think they ended
Prohibition. Could it be that they didn’t like all the
crime it created?)

FACT:
Not a single one of you has seen or read about two
competing liquor store owners shooting at each other
over turf wars.

FACT:
Not a single one of you has NOT seen or read about
coke dealers shooting people (or each other), pot
dealers shooting people (or each other), over turf
wars. 

FACT:
Most people Frank knows have done ILLEGAL drugs----but
HOW is that possible if they’re illegal?

(Did everyone fly to indonesia, Frank?)

FACT:
The War On Drugs put millions of armed teens on the
streets, late at night, 365 days a year, to peddle
their wares.

The SECOND we legalize drugs, we put 100% of them out
of business.

FACT:
The War on Drugs has permitted millions of criminals
to make a living while staying off law enforcement
radar.

EX:
ANY criminal released from jail has INCENTIVE to deal
drugs instead of getting a regular day job, (and maybe
this might have SOMETHING to do with the fact that 75%
of criminals released from jail return to crime within
12 months).

(We’ve tried it Frank’s way for 100 years. How’d that
work out?)

EX:
If you are wanted by law enforcement for ANY kind of
crime, you NEVER have to leave the shadows b/c you can
make a great living dealing illegal drugs!

You can move ANYWHERE you want in America, and never
have to use your social security number again, thanks
SOLELY to the totally failed War on Drugs.

(Frank thinks Nicole DuFresne deserved to die at the
hands of a 19 year old armed coke dealer named Rudy
Fleming.)

(Frank thinks that old couple murdered in their
jewelry store by armed teenager drug dealer Chris
Demaio deserved to die and he wants FOUR MORE YEARS of
this!)

FACT:
The War On Drugs not only totally failed in its
mission, it SPENT 4 TRILLION DOLLARS OF YOUR TAX MONEY
WHILE FAILING!

FACT:
We have EARNED billions of dollars in tax revenues
since we re-legalized alcohol.

FACT:
We will earn BILLIONS when we tax pot and the rest.

(My favorite proposal of mine is to have the GOVT sell
it like postage stamps, so we reap 100% of the
profits, unlike alcohol sales.)

FACT:
Only ONE candidate for mayor wants to even DISCUSS how
badly the War on Drugs has failed.

FACT:
100% of NYC journalists think who Freddy and Gifford
HIRED is more important than saving people’s lives,
getting guns off the streets, and ending half the
crime in America! 

(None of you will mention the topic. Giuliani
increased low-level pot arrests 4,000%----at massive
expense to taxpayers---and judges would just toss them
out, ACCOMPLISHING NOTHING! Also, YOU are paying
billions to keep non-violent coke and pot dealers and
users in prison!)

(I watched them smoke pot in both Rikers and Central
Booking when "Tough Enforcer Rudy" was boss! That’s
some "law enforcement" "success", right, Frank?)

FACT:
Keeping Drugs ILLEGAL creates the Forbidden Fruit
Factor---ENCOURAGING teens to do drugs! 

(Just as European teens aren’t alcoholics like
American teens are, b/c over there, they don’t treat
it as a forbidden fruit---DUH!)

FACT:
Grown adults should be able to do whatever they want,
SO LONG AS IT HURTS NO ONE ELSE.

(Frank thinks the govt should outlaw fried foods b/c
obesity and cholesterol (aka the hilariously
euphemistic "Heart Disease") kill more americans than
all legal and illegal drugs COMBINED!)

FACT:
CXB not only intends to legalize drug USE, he intends
to OUTLAW any drug ABUSE, and this includes alcoholic
husbands whose drinking is having negative impact on
his family.

UNDER FRANK’s beloved current system, it is NOT a
crime for an alcoholic husband to ruin the lives of
his wife and kids, ditto a husband with a gambling
addiction.

MY SANE PLAN, is that anyone can do any drugs or such
they want, but the SECOND it negatively affects
someone else, YOU’VE CROSSED THE LINE, and it doesn’t
matter if we’re talking tobacco or booze or cocaine
and hash.

(EX: my mother smoked 4 packs a day when I was a child
and I had no way to escape the toxins. Parents can
smoke all they want, but NOT in the same airspace as
children.)

FACT:
Frank said I was insane----that it was crazy of me to
talk about ending Prohibition!

Do YOU agree with Frank Lombardi that the War on Drugs
should be continued?

FACT:
There are many REASONS teens turn to drugs in the
first place, and Govern-Media doesn’t have ANY plan to
fix this, but I do.

EX:
We know there is no difference between people killing
their pain with CHOCOLATE or HEROIN or CASUAL SEX.

Most Americans are unhappy with their lives for
thousands of reasons, and so they turn to SUICIDE,
DRUGS, FOOD, CHEAP SEX, and more to KILL THE PAIN.

GOT THAT?

Now, HOW many times has Mike Bloomberg said we need to
DO SOMETHING about the epidemic rate of Suicide in
NYC?

Not once.

Now, how many times has he talked about the
Olympics---one of the most childish events in man’s
history?

Exactly.

HEY FRANK, take a guess why so many 13 year olds are
having sex (and getting pregnant).

Could it be… that they live in a uncaring world (where
journalists spend most of their day rewriting false
govt press releases)?

COULD IT BE THAT THEY’RE TURNING TO ANYTHING, ANYONE
WHO WILL MAKE THEM FEEL A LITTLE BETTER?

Frank Lombardi not only supports cop killers,
disappearing taxdollars, handgun proliferation,
rapists (who elude the law), and more, HE THINKS
TEENAGE GIRLS SHOULD BE GETTING KNOCKED UP!

(SORRY FRANK, but ACTIONS speak louder than rhetoric.)


When I’m mayor, FEWER  people will be doing drugs,
because I’m going to address the PROBLEM while Frank
and Freddy Bloomberg pretend to address the SYMPTOM.

Now tell me what C. Virginia Fields’ plan is.

Oh yeah… she has none.

And Dave Saltonstall says THIS is more proof that she
is totally qualified to be mayor and I’m not!

Be careful what you wish for.

I have nothing to gain by running for mayor.

(I’m neglecting all my award-winning art and music.
I’d much rather be back on tour making $100 a day for
30 minutes of work and having 20 year old girls hit on
me.)

I’M RUNNING FOR MAYOR BECAUSE SOMEBODY NEEDS TO RAISE
ISSUES AND TALK ABOUT SOLUTIONS

And there’s only ONE candidate doing that.

Media can keep blacklisting me, b/c all you suckers
are doing is guaranteeing that your taxes, rent,
bills, etc GET HIGHER AND HIGHER.

(The Media still thinks $50 a barrel of oil ----when
they were only $20 a barrel at UnPresident Bush’s
arrival---shows that Bush has "leadership"!)

ALL you people are doing is GUARANTEEING that 8 year
old girls will continue to be stabbed to death.

ALL you people are doing, is GUARANTEEING the murder
of another 10,000 Nicole Dufresnes.

AND NOT ONE OF YOU WANTS TO TALK ISSUES.

(B/c more talk of FUNDRAISING will solve NYC’s
problems, right??)

YOU ALL ARE STUCK WITH THE MTA AND 7 DWARVES WHO
PROMISE TO KEEP IT ESSENTIALLY THE SAME!

I pray I lose this election, so I can go back to music
and art, and stop wasting my time caring about you.

You don’t deserve a mayor who is honest, intelligent,
or accountable.

NOTE: some of you naïve people will think "CXB’s not
in any of the Dem forums---he ain’t got a prayer" but
REMEMBER: the MORE the Flaccid Four speak in public,
the MORE votes I get---b/c audiences EVERYWHERE are
completely unimpressed by all of these empty clowns!

Every day, I sit back and kiss my beautiful
girlfriend, MY OPPONENTS are out there proving they’re
as empty / boring / robotic as I say they are!

Don’t you get it?

I don’t need any union endorsements.

I don’t need to kiss ass.

When the election comes, the ONLY votes I’ll be
getting are from people who want FREE SUBWAYS (100% of
the electorate); SINGLE-PAYER PHONE AND ELECTRICITY
SERVICE [ala the NYPD and FDNY] (100% of the
electorate); anyone who wants to outlaw politicians
lying (100% of the electorate) and a zillion more
INNOVATIONS.

So while you waste your time on these BOGUS forums,
NYC continues to disintegrate, taxes and fees continue
to go higher and Freddy Bloomberg, in fact, CAMPAIGNS
FOR ME each and every day.

The People are fed up.

And only ONE candidate promises to give them
everything they want, from the Death of the Rent
Guidelines Board and lower rent to laws prohibiting
City Hall from irresponsibly spending a CENT of
taxdollars (and I’m going to do it all with a Charter
Revision in my first year!).

Hmm.

I wonder whom voters will choose.

(I’ll be in the Voter Guide---the second name and face
in it---and lots more, so get ready to see how many
voters hate the MTA!)

NYC needs me desperately.

I do not need NYC at all.

Promote Thomas Ognibene at your own peril!

Have a nice day, and good luck with your status quo!

Your conscience,
Christopher

100 INNOVATIONS FOR NYC
MayorBrodeur.org

(And take another look at ALL of my opponents’
websites! These clowns are exactly what ALL voters
hate! Vague, Vain (they all have photo galleries but
little specific substance!) and STEREOTYPICAL and yet
you all say "I want a candidate who promises me
NOTHING guaranteed in writing!"
Wow are you people dumb! No wonder you’re the
highest-taxed imbeciles on earth! No wonder Bloomberg
thinks he can rig bids and get away with it. With you
as watchdogs, City Hall can do anything it wants! Even
arrest Colin Moynihan and get away with it!)